#Was so that they could give Swerve a title match...and have Hangman take the pin

[whysamwhy123]

*surveys the landscape of Revolution and sighs deeply*

[bullet-clubs-bitch]

Can i request some swerve Strickland smut? Maybe he’s being cocky after winning against hangman or something like that? 🤤❤️

Swerve when I ride

Swerve Strickland X fem reader 18+

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Tonight would be the third time Swerve and Hangman would meet in the ring, the third time they would go to war and according to Swerve the third time he would beat the Cowboy. Now this fight would be different than the other times they had met, this time the AEW world championship was at stake. Swerve would be one step closer to capturing his first singles title in AEW. “How are you feeling about tonight?” I asked the man who was currently pacing around the room like a madman. “Scared cuz you won’t have Prince Nana or me ringside?” I asked him “No, no offence but I don’t need either of you to win” Swerve responded, almost offended by my words. “Okay, well I will be in the gorilla for the whole thing, I’ll be waiting to celebrate,” I told him before giving him a quick kiss before Swerve got ready to go out. 

I watched the men go to war on the backstage monitor. The tension from this match could be felt throughout the arena. Every time you thought it was over you were sadly mistaken. Just then as Swerve went for the count the bell rang. “Ladies and Gentleman, the thirty-minute time limit has been reached, therefore this match results in a draw” I couldn’t believe what I was hearing. Justin Roberts just called for this match to be a draw. I could tell Swerve was mad, I mean I would be too. But it was smart for Hangman not to give into five more minutes, he made his point clear, “You can’t beat me without your goons” and with that, it was over. 

Once Swerve returned from the ring I noticed his attitude switched like the flip of a dime. He was acting very cocky for a man who just had a draw with his arch-nemesis. “You see I told you I would beat that Cowboy’s ass” Swerve yelled once we entered the Moguel embassy locker room.  “You technically didn’t win, It was a draw,” I told him. “Nah, you see I had him beat, I was seconds away from getting the three count, If I had just five more-” *Knock knock*

I opened the door and noticed none other than Brian Cage and the gates of agony standing at the door. “Can I help you?” I asked “We need to speak with the boss” “He’s busy” “It will only take a second” “Bye” and with that, I slammed the door in their faces. “Who was that?” Swerve asked. “No one,” I responded. “Anyways as I was saying, I had him beat! I did beat him, three times in a row I beat a former world champion, I guess that makes me championship material then” “You know I love you, and you know that I think you are championship material but you never beat Hangman, it was a draw” I told him as I slowly made my way back to Swerve, the two of us now stood chest to chest. “What is it that you are trying to prove here?” He asked curiously, not quite getting what I was trying to say. “I’m saying that as much as I love you, I don’t think you are as tough as you claim to be” “What?” “You heard me, I don’t think you can beat everyone like you say you can.” I could see the gears moving in Swerve's head, he was mad but not as mad as you would think. He was more intrigued by my comments. “So who do I need to beat in order to prove I’m the best?” “Me” “Excuse me” “I said me, I don’t think you could beat me in a fight. You walk around the place talking the talk but can you walk the walk-” “You know I can” “Then prove it” 

Swerve knew my games, he knew the kinda fight I was looking for. Not one of violence but dominance, who could remain victorious in this battle of lust and love. I was all over Swerve, proving my dominance, I had him pinned underneath me as I placed rough kisses all over him. I thought I had won, I made the mistake of letting my guard down just the slightest amount which caused Swerve to counter. I was now face down on the ground as he hovered over me. “I think I won,” Swerve said, sounding overconfident that he won. I was able to sneak out from under him and ran to the other side of the room to make sure the door was locked. The two of us continued to play fight for a while before I was able to regain my dominance, pinning Swerve's hands above his head as he surrendered. “Alright you got me there,” he said laughing, I however was not laughing. “What?” “You know what,” I told him, “Are you sure you want to do this right here right now?” Swerve asked, the slightest of concern in his eyes. “Yes I’m sure” 

I remained on top of Swerve trying to prove my point that he could not beat me. I continued to pin his shoulders underneath me. “1..2…3…. I won you lost” I told him “Ha ha very funny Y/n” Swerve said as he began to toy with the zipper of my jeans. I stopped his movements and he said “I thought you wanted this?” to which I responded “I do want this but first you have to admit that you can’t beat me. That I’m better than you” “You know I can’t do that” Swerve told me as I slowly started to grind on him, the two of us fully clothed. I knew I would make him say it but first I would need to mess with him a bit. I continued to grind on him painfully slow as I removed my top. Swerve tried to remove my bra but I was quick to swat his hand away. “Admit that I’m better than you” “Never” Fine he wanted to play games then I'll play games. 

He needed to beg for it. I placed delicate kisses from his neck to his navel. I toyed with his belt before looking up at Swerve to give him one more chance. “Say it” “Never” I removed his dick from his pants and began to place delicate kisses and kitten licks from base to tip. I could tell this was annoying Swerve but all he had to do was say five simple words, he brought this onto himself. I took him in my mouth all at once and began to slowly bop my head up and down, sucking him off at an extremely slow pace. I increased my pace before going back to taking my sweet time with him. It didn't matter how Swerve tried to touch me or make me go faster it wouldn't work. Despite trying to draw out his orgasm I felt it approaching quicker than I expected. I let him get so very close before I stopped. “Why would you do that,” Swerve said breathlessly “I was so close” “Say it” “I-” “Say it, I know you can do it” 

“You won, you’re better than me. Please, please Y/n. I need you. I need you so bad” “See, was that so hard?” I said playfully before I stripped us both. I aligned myself with him as I slowly began to sink down on Swerve. I gave myself a second to breathe before I began to ride him. As my pace increased I could feel Swerve thrusting into me, adding to the growing pleasure we were both feeling. I could feel he was close but I wouldn't dare let him cum before me. “Don’t even think about it” I told him through gritted teeth. “I don’t know if I can hold it baby” “You better hold it” I told him as I increased my pace. I felt Swerve move us in a way that led us to go deeper. I brought a hand down to my clit and started to trace circles around it which started to send me over the edge. “Cum for me baby” I told him as I felt his orgasm spill over, triggering my own. The two of us rode out our orgasms before I collapsed on his chest.  

"Now was that so hard?"

[charmcoindied]

all out predictions 👇

will ospreay vs pac

glad pac is finally getting his shot but i unfortunately do not think he takes this. will be a good match though

bucks vs bcc

bcc just won the trios belts so i think giving them the tag belts would be dumb as hell especially when they're like a house of cards threatening to collapse at the moment. bucks retain

okada vs whoever the fuck

someone said this might be a way to get the belt off okada without him getting pinned which i'm kind of fine with. i feel like he honestly really hasn't done much with the belt since he won it and i know they just gave it to him because he's cool and there was never a big plan for him with it but i do think it would be nice if like. Something happened. i dunno if they're running back the continental classic this year or not so the winner getting a shot at okada and the continental championship would make sense though. i don't necessarily see them taking the belt off him yet but stranger things have happened

willow vs kris

this is for the cmll title so i don't see it changing hands on an aew show but i could always be wrong. the real winner isthe audience for getting to see these two beat the shit out of each other in a street fight peace n luv

mjf vs danny

i want to see max keep losing because i think it would be funny to torture him in that way. do i actually believe they're going to put danny over like this? i'm not honestly sure. i just hope there's blood that's all

mercedes vs shida

if they didn't have mercedes drop the belt to britt with all that fanfare on her return then i doubt they'll have her drop it to shida. it'll be a fine match

bryan vs jack

why is this the thing that's happening. bryan is gonna bend that kid into a pretzel

swerve vs hangman

i don't think there's a real winner here. i do think this might be hangman's first victory but at the end of the day they're both fucked. it's gonna be brutal & it's gonna be bloody & it's gonna be beautiful and i am very excited no matter the outcome

[wrestlingisfake]

G1 Climax preview

This is New Japan’s annual tournament for the heavyweight singles division.  The winner receives a trophy, a flag, and a contract for an IWGP heavyweight title match at Wrestle Kingdom, the January 4th show in the Tokyo Dome.

The tournament runs through 19 shows from July 14 to August 12.  There are two blocks of 10 men; each man must wrestle nine matches against the others in his block.  So you get five A Block matches on Day 1, then five B Block matches on Day 2, and so on.  After everyone has wrestled their nine block matches, the wrestlers with the highest scores in each block go on to face each other on August 12.

Scoring is determined by the outcomes of each match.  A win (including winning by forfeit) is worth 2 points.  A time limit draw is worth 1 point.  A loss, double count-out, or double disqualification is worth 0 points.  If two men end up tied for first place, the result of their match is used to decide the block winner--technically this doesn’t cover all potential ties, but wrestling is fake so the edge cases usually don’t come up.

The full schedule of tournament matches is up here.  Keep in mind, those are just the 91 matches that determine who wins the G1.  Each show will have an undercard with additional matches, which makes 100%-ing the whole thing pretty arduous.  I’m personally gonna skip the undercards this year, to keep my energy up through the whole thing.

Highlights and predictions under the cut

Night 1 - July 14

Kazuchika Okada vs. Jay White - White joined Okada’s CHAOS stable with the explicit intent of taking over and/or betraying Okada when it suited his purposes.  Okada is at his lowest ebb after a 70-minute loss to Kenny Omega; White is arguably at his peak following a star-making performance in San Francisco.

Hiroshi Tanahashi vs. Minoru Suzuki - Suzuki is a sadist and Tana has still got his arm wrapped up from a biceps injury last year.  Tanahashi was written off the road to heal after a loss to Suzuki a few months ago, so this’ll be his chance for payback.

Bad Luck Fale vs. Hangman Page - This will be the first match for Fale since the big angle in San Francisco where Tama Tonga, Tanga Loa, and Haku turned on Bullet Club, including Page.  Fale was shown to be part of the group in a YouTube video, but this should be where he makes his allegiance absolutely clear.

Night 2 - July 15

Kenny Omega vs. Tetsuya Naito - These guys are two of New Japan’s “Big Four.”  Their G1 matches in 2016 and 2017 were epic.  Naito is a heavy favorite to win the whole thing, so this match could be a sneak preview of Wrestle Kingdom 13.

Juice Robinson vs. Tama Tonga - A week earlier Juice won the biggest match of his career so far, and Tama started the biggest push of his career, so something’s gotta give.

Night 3 - July 16

Hiroshi Tanahashi vs. Jay White - This is a rematch from Wrestle Kingdom 12.  Back then, White had made a big splash by returning from excursion and challenging Tana for the intercontinental title.  Everybody figured Jay had to win...but he didn’t.  In my mind, this is a must-win situation--if White can’t get his win back, I don’t think they’ll ever commit to taking him seriously.

Night 4 - July 19

Juice Robinson vs. Kota Ibushi - This match got a lot more interesting once Juice captured the US title.  Ibushi would be the favorite but as champion Juice needs to start getting wins over guys who are favored against him.  The babyface vs. babyface atmosphere in this one could be amazing.

Zack Sabre, Jr. vs. Toru Yano - Some people think Yano makes the tournament feel like a joke, but I enjoy his “win if you can but always cheat” shtick.  Sabre’s grappling-intensive style should lead to some unusual moments in this one.

Night 6 - July 21

Kenny Omega vs. Tama Tonga - After the Firing Squad angle in San Francisco, Tama is clearly being positioned as the next big challenger for Omega’s title.  Logically he should pin Kenny here to set up a title match in October, but they could just book a schmoz with everybody’s factions running in.

Night 9 - July 27

Kazuchika Okada vs. YOSHI-HASHI - This is kinda high on the card for a Yoshi-Hashi match.  Could this mean he’s actually going to beat Okada?  Somebody’s going to score an upset in this thing, and if Yoshi’s ever going to get a big win in the G1, this would be the time.

Night 12 - August 1

Tetsuya Naito vs. Toru Yano - It’s been a couple of years since these guys have squared off one-on-one and I’m eager to see Yano’s wackiness go up against Naito’s tranquilo.

Night 13 - August 2

AUGUST 2: Kazuchika Okada vs. Minoru Suzuki - Okada gives me legit “best wrestler ever” vibes and Suzuki gives me legit “will totally kill you” vibes, so this should be an epic war.

Night 14 - August 4

Kenny Omega vs. Tomohiro Ishii - Ishii tends to be a major threat to the top guys, so this will probably be a good match with major implications for Kenny’s path to the finals.

Night 16 - August 8

Tetusya Naito vs. SANADA - I don’t find LIJ vs. LIJ matches as interesting as when two Bullet Club guys have to fight, but LIJ is undeniably hotter so this is going to grab everybody’s attention.

Kenny Omega vs. Toru Yano - Last year these guys had a comedy match that probably melted Jim Cornette’s brain.  This year Kenny is the top champion in the promotion, so we’ll have to see if that changes anything.

Kota Ibushi vs. Tama Tonga - This could be interesting since Tonga has started an anti-Bullet Club faction that is targeting Kenny Omega, and Ibushi is in a Bullet Club-adjacent group as Kenny’s partner.  If Kota is ever going to directly join Bullet Club, this could be used to set that up.

Night 17 - August 10

Kazuchika Okada vs. Hiroshi Tanahashi - The other two of NJPW’s “Big Four.”  This is the latest chapter in their long-running rivalry.  Chances are that this match will determine the A Block winner.

Jay White vs. EVIL - The fact this is scheduled to be second-to-last on the last A Block show suggests one or both of these guys could still be in play to win the block.

Night 18 - August 11

Kenny Omega vs. Kota Ibushi - I believe this will be their first ever match against one another, after years of little hints and teases about doing it.  People are gonna lose their minds over this match, and it should be quite a story.  I expect by this point Kenny will need to win this match to go to the finals, but I’m not sure if Ibushi will be in the running or just playing spoiler.

Tetsuya Naito vs. Zack Sabre, Jr. - Naito will probably be in the running to win the block, and Sabre might be as well.  The finish here could set up the stakes for the Omega/Ibushi match.

Juice Robinson vs. Hirooki Goto - Juice is the IWGP US champion and Goto is the NEVER champion.  This match may not affect the finals, but it’ll be interesting to see which champion is more protected.

Night 19 - August 12

A Block Winner vs. B Block Winner - The safest bet is that either Tanahashi or Okada will win A Block and either Omega or Naito will win B Block.  However, that’s kind of predictable, so they may want to use someone like EVIL, Sabre, Ishii, Suzuki, or White to swerve everybody.  The favorites to win the tournament absolutely have to be Naito and Okada, but I wouldn’t count on seeing Naito vs. Okada here.